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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that a SpongeBob fidget spinner?…. I don’t…. Just… wow…

Part of me wants to laugh.

Part of me wants to cry.

Part of me wants to file a restraining order banning you from the planet.

Part of me wants to see this on the news after you solved some of your problems with it.

Did you mean to paint it Ukrainian flag colors? You know what - never mind. I’m done looking at it because I’ll just keep asking questions. Congrats OP, I think you broke me.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Scruff, that sounds like something I’d say. I’m no fan of Reagan. I don’t get why people worshiped him. Honestly, I think all our Presidents have sucked, Trump Included. Bump stock ban? Really? And how many times are you going to get fucked by your own DOJ before you decide to REALLY VET your picks?

Politics is gross. Unless they’re willing to let me buy off their military contractor Quantity Purchase Agreements they can all go to hell. I promise my vote to whichever party will allow me to own an Apache with all the fixin’s.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Personally, I’d rather die of a rifle wound than a knife wound. I imagine the gunshot will be faster and less painful over all. Cuts can be drawn out, giving you more time to suffer.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably the same way an 18 year old part time Wendy’s cook can buy rifles and ammo worth more than my first three cars combined.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

We’re supposed to all be retarded on this board. What you just described is genius. Get it together, man!

Also if you do go through with this, hook a brother up. I’ve been wanting an m4 a long time.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

The struggle is real.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kudos for not even considering Ram. Fuck those pieces of shit.

You, I like you.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes but, hear me out…. It’s a little truck.

How am I supposed to overcompensate for my little peen with a tiny truck?

I drive a lifted Z71 w/ a crew cab and no muffler because it makes me feel better about my innie.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where are Meth Mondays?

Y’all need to step up and make some OC. Whip em out ladies.

And for you Fed lurkers: feel free to join in the fun. I’ll upvote your disfigured bodies too.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just like tits. Guns and tits. Send me pics of either, or both.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve stopped trimming in preparation. I will friction burn their dicks with my hairy ass.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, wait, hold-up…. Just where the fuck have you been for the last nine months?!

Missed you round these parts, fren.

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can I get this on iTunes? I will un-ironically rock the shit out of this jam.

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Probably-Pooping 12 points ago +12 / -0

Do I need a tax stamp for this? Does it count as a short barrel if it doesn’t have a barrel?

Damn it, where did I put my crayons? I need to write a letter…

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Probably-Pooping 9 points ago +9 / -0

None of my guns have ever fucked anyone of any age.

My kids are safer in my gun room than anywhere near you fedbois.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unhelpful answer: Stop being a pussy. It might be uncomfortable, but it’s better than being shot in the heart or lungs.

I don’t actually know anything about this shit, but the one I picked up from BDU is pretty comfy. It’s just their house brand, Big Daddy Manufacturing.

It’s more about the plates. Lighter is better. I’m considering swapping my lvl 4’s for 3+ to save a few pounds.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grow a pair. Don’t register anything. If you’re hiding guns it’s long past time to use them.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do we get more people into Weekend Gunnit? It’s too quiet around here.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, but that means I have to take my guns out of stooorage….

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

It even kinda looks like me. Damn.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

The good times left NJ years ago. Nothing left there but bad times now, bud.

You can salvage some good times by moving to a state that can be saved. I hear Pennsylvania is nice-ish,

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

It 100% is true.

Military - air gaps and encryption. They don’t connect critical systems to the larger internet.

Banking - tons of encryption. Still not enough to protect them from the gov. Gov doesn’t care about your credit card though.

CIA and NSA - they’re the ones doing all the spying. NSA has taps in most major internet exchanges around the world. It’s not that hard to do.

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