The Super Retard Association

No longer would we get custom fit butt-plugs due to the equality act that requires all butt-plugs be one size fits all, as to not fat-shame the land-whales.

You want a cheap fireball thrower? Buy an M44/T53, after you miss the shot you have a 43% that your target will be stunned from the percussion blast alone and it will grant you the time needed to bolt another round down range.

Not sure about the ones OP used in the picture. But I have found out from painting tabletop minis (because I'm a fag) that Rustoleum 2X Primer produces the greatest euphoric effect from huffing, I am led to believe compared to its competitors like Krylon that Rustoleum reigns supreme due to their proven trademarked slogan 'For the High that long lasts,' I think that is how their slogan goes.

I lost my shit at Jamming your 1911.

Never thought it was possible.

It is disgusting. If you are a 13 year old that likes 'coffee' from Starcucks then you may enjoy it. If you are a man that likes actual coffee, it is utter dogshit.

I feel bad that the earth has to stomach that filth.

I bought a bag of their 'Freedom Fuel' grounds on a whim once (two years ago before I knew they were non-2A), holy shit were their grounds disgustingly burnt and overly bitter in a bad way. It was unironically one of the worst I've had, right next to anything from Starbucks.

That scene where they just stored the prisoners in the semi-submerged pen gets me every damn time knowing how awful those rivers are.

We must never forget what the East has taught us, quantity dominates quality. Also Communism is for full-on retards.

'I'm dreaming.. Of a White.. Nation, just like the one I used to own'

The hit track from Hitler's basement mixtapes.

I'll honor this moment on Christmas with a few yard pops from my 1950 Romanian TTC

Hey! That is not a design flaw, that is an intended feature for absolute spergs such as myself who cannot pull a trigger.

Glorious leader Pinochet can help arrange the helicopter rides, free of charge.

I was initially being facetious (not that I am a Gubermint clown or anything), but the sad reality of the incident irritates me even further than it already did. To be cheap was bad enough, but to sabotage intentionally due to an out of house decision by the brass is just fucking disgusting. They must have careers in Congress now.

Thank you for the brilliant insight and correction borther. I am retard.

Yeah. I learned it from Forgotten Weapons actually. They completely bunked the sensitive M16A1 myth by throwing it in a huge mud pit and it worked perfectly fine with multiple magazines with quality ammo.

Taken moments before shitty ammo was constructed using random surplus gunpowder lying around to save a few dollars, to arm the boyz in the Rice Fields. It is like the Guberment wanted the Reds to slaughter some of them early in. Perhaps an inside job?

Socialist/Retarded Gun Culture: "Haha fascists we have guns too!!!"

Gun Culture: "Yes we know, as you should. We aim to keep it everyone's rights to bear arms as it was written by our founding fathers. You know the very thing you indirectly want to abolish.

Also you are holding that firearm upside down.. Comrade"

Start with a bullet at a time my man, don't jump right in and offer them a box. Think of the steady ramp up and how much you can get out of the barter.

Or how hard it is to be objectified by society for being 'different' (totally not ironically being a conformist to whatever the latest trend or anything like that, chalk it up to conicidental) and having blue hair. I don't know why people like this are constantly attacked, it must be because they are 'different' and not that they are egotistical, self-absorbed, and literally retarded badge-wearing assholes.

Or the tits, depending.

Has anyone seen my cutoffs?

I believe it to be a unanimous decision among the community that Uncle possesses immunity to both current and future content posting rules, so long as he continues post recipes based on the fact that we are all to retarded to learn how to cook for ourselves.