So you can get a free one, follow 4 easy steps:

1. Join Army National Guard or Reserves (not Marines, you won't make it)
2. Once you get to unit the will just give you a flak jacket
3. take it home, pee on it to mark territory
4. don't ever go back to Army, as long as your unit never gets activated you can't get in trouble

No no, you don't understand, it's a WWII style MilSpec single stack M1911 with an old fashioned leather drop leg holster. It uses straight diesel fuel instead of CLP

Bad luck that you just built it and almost immediately got into that boating accident. Thoughts a prayers bro

Half cocked? Bro there's a saying about that

Also put a range card in your window

I considered bringing my rifle to work today (except I lost it in the boating accident of course)

But I ended up going with a 1911 in the satchel because honestly it makes me feel like Indiana Jones

Damn it, now I'm back to my original comment

and if not don't worry, I'll save a space in the gulag for you

I would say something approaching 6 out of 9 it gets batted down

If mail in ballots were 90/10 for Biden, the probability of 130k of them all being for Biden is literally astronomical, as in more atomic particles in the universe.

If something has a 10% probability (AV for Trump), the probability of it happening twice in a row is 1/100, three times 1/1000, etc. 130,000 times? Pretty low odds. Imagine one black marble with 9 others and picking the black one 130k times in a row

Hat tip to u/dukeofdoorcounty for the above explanation

Ooooohhhhh!

3D printing seems like a lot more work than a clothes hanger

Pretending all that is true remember Trump was an outsider and maybe you love the guy maybe you hate the guy but I like the fact that there is now a viable line to the White House for an outsider.

Also Trump's not going to take our guns and if what you a spouse is really what you believe then all you should care about is who's not going to take your guns

I'm so fucking lost

Same boat. So I finished building my AR in July, it took about a year and roughly $800 to get it how I wanted it. Then, a buddy for mine offered my $1500 for it so I sold. I was thinking maybe getting a Mini14 or a M1A and a .45 Walther once the election hubbub settles down.

Unrelated: I may need to borrow a gun for the boog if thats ok

Yeah but Trump isnt trying to take your rifle

Wait...you really have a computer in there?

Yeah HGH is pretty safe as long as you manage it well

Also relevant to your 7.5 swiss

Or we could win the other way we won. We could build our own facebook, with blackjack and hookers!

Yeah I can't help what I'm attracted too...sounds like a bunch of biggots to me

The whole department is impressed with his physical fitness, firearms handling, and bedroom prowess

There are three things parents need to warm their kids about:

1. getting deugged at parties and waking up without organs

2. Dungeons and Dragons suicide pacts

3. Boogaloo Bois coming to your peaceful protests

It's mostly likely diet, beano is an over the counter supplement that works well but it gives you hard poops. If you use it you may need to invest in a Poop knife

Bro, a type III has over a megawatt of energy output. You're into latinum territory with your tax bill. I bet you wished you took that promotion to the Melbourne now you beardy fuck

And up until WWII less than 1500 Thompson's were sold in the US