Haven't you heard? Zombie guns are the latest fear mongering target. 🤡🌎
Leave a few handheld flares next to a can of lube. You know the fedbois can't help themselves. It'll be like a fag Christmas tree.
From patriots.win posted by u/KuzoKevin
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Light switches? Don't you have pets, family members or Alarm clocks?
Well, the thing is you don't draw while belt-carrying. First thing you gotta do is to disable any kind of safety. Then when the shit hits the fan you drop down on your side (sliding is optional), distract the threat with the loose shorts view of your pucker hole, while grabbing the gun at it's base and jerking it forwards and back to fire.
Merry Christmas!