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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those underwear looks too unused. You just wore them for the photo didn't you?

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't there a battery connected to the lock that you have to replace from time to time?

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leave a few handheld flares next to a can of lube. You know the fedbois can't help themselves. It'll be like a fag Christmas tree.

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another repost from patriots.win Forgot OP

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you load your own cartridges you could put asbestos between the powder and the bullet to create an asbestos rainbow, in the correct light.

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Whimpy13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Showerthought:

I wonder how many people have gotten away with murder these last years because the death certificates said 'died with Covid'? 🤔

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Link from patriots.win posted by u/blvntbr/

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Khaki pants? You're good in my book.

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either that or he'll be called a 'white male'.

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

I built a heavy machinegun out of wood dad was saving for some shit. 😁

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Whimpy13 8 points ago +8 / -0

The target being a pissed off furball with sharp claws gives you a good reason to become a better shot.

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Whimpy13 11 points ago +11 / -0

Light switches? Don't you have pets, family members or Alarm clocks?

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, the thing is you don't draw while belt-carrying. First thing you gotta do is to disable any kind of safety. Then when the shit hits the fan you drop down on your side (sliding is optional), distract the threat with the loose shorts view of your pucker hole, while grabbing the gun at it's base and jerking it forwards and back to fire.

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the G98(?) in the background is using the tree.

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Originally posted on patriots.win by u/Frosty468

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