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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's more of a "bloodshot eyes behind a pile of emtpy cans" kinda situation here but i get what you are saying.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wanna know the main difference between the Benelli M4 and the AA12?

People actually use the Benelli M4.

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scruffyusp 9 points ago +9 / -0

(Laughs in Benelli M4)

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, he's prolly fucked. And i agree about the chauvin thing. Totally political. They just let off that dumbass cop that a lady through a fucking car door.

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scruffyusp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kenosha Kyle.

Going to be watching the trial rather closely. It will be interesting. The video evidence would appear to more or less exonerate him.

He also shot people that no one important will miss.

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scruffyusp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd have sex with that rifle without protection and then bring it home to meet my parents, holding hands the entire time.

Fuuuuck that's a nice gun.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

No wonder the fake president gave them so much military hardware. They're all masked and they went door to door confiscating guns.

If they went to farmers markets and drag shows instead of mosque they would be ideal democrats by the standards of the era.

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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right? Those stupid fucking rag heads don't even aim and they have ACOGS my fucking taxes paid for.

I can't even fucking afford an ACOG.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

But throwing rocks just makes you the kids in "stand by me". 45ACP makes you a sexual Tyrannosaurus.

I'm not just the president of the fan club, i'm a member too.

A giant, throbbing 45 caliber member with a neon cheeseburger on the tip.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess i assumed some basic competence.

Obviously that's a huge error on my part.

Still waiting on tasha yar's phone number.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ahhh yes, a doctored image of one of the two white people i had seen in the news that actually handled weapons with a lower competency than the various thugs and douchebags of the gangster rap industry.

I mean, fuck the filth that broke into their gated community. But seriously, learn to use your gun right.

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scruffyusp 14 points ago +14 / -0

What kind of dumbass hits people with their masturbating claws? There are so many tiny bones in your hands.

Here, we believe in something wonderful called a "gun". It's a modern marvel that throws a small piece of metal very quickly. If aimed carefully, it cures communism instantly.

That's some 'tism you shared for sure. But no one here wants to box.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's one of those "cure is worse than the disease" kinda deals. Because any group that has control would always get tyrannical. Thus any eugenics governing body would end up being the enemy.

A similar thing is those folks that are against the LGBTQOMGWTFBBQ community. Sure, that shit might freak you out but forbidding it is how you get the ministry of vice and virtue like those nutty ragheads are all about.

In short, fuck all the things. Red meat, potatoes and 45s will save you.

Uncle Scruffy

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't speak German so when my gun talks to me i have to use a translate app.

Mostly it says a bunch of shit about eugenics. But it's a good gun so i let it go.

In my pants, freedom of speech still applies.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omnissiah bless you.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's honestly the nicest thing anyone's said about me in a while. Scout rifles are chad af.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leaning towards seared tuna tacos.

Blessings and health to you nephew.

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. Broke af. Sigh.

A sweet battle rifle is what my life lacks atm.

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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Add in a chef's hat and an HK45C and it's pretty on point.

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuuuuuuck that guy.

It's not surprising the fake president is failing. He couldn't win an election and he can't get his agenda passed.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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