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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I gots a gat cat. He's a solid dude. Doesn't give a shit about 7 dogs playing around him and will just nap. Keeps the mice from getting too bold even though he is not a hunter at all.

Xdm? I always appreciated the xd series. I used to sell them when i worked at a dealer a life time ago. I don't own one but i won't down them. The xd series is solid and has good slide rails.

Your final points are good in terms of booze and meat, but i hope that's a given due to my frank and from the heart branding.

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all about the layering of flavors. There are as many maidrite recipes as there are midwest families mah dude. Some call for brown sugar and some call for water added. I like the use of ketchup and mustard both to add moisture and flavor, plus Worcestershire which is as necessary in any kitchen as a loaded gun. ESSENTIAL.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks nephew, may your tendies and meth be hot, spicy and disease free.

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scruffyusp 12 points ago +12 / -0

Natural titties=best titties.

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scruffyusp 16 points ago +16 / -0

Personally i always hated the blm dbags and the fucking cops.

Honestly i don't like anyone but dogs snd autists and guns made in Europe.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol, the very idea some of us even leave our houses willingly.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

I often wonder how those poor doomed bastards are doing.

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scruffyusp 11 points ago +11 / -0

So, self defense typically takes place at pistol ranges.

Shotguns ballistically are giant pistols with slugs that make them useful out to 75-100yds.

Erego, a good shotgun, expertise in its use and some ammo is capable of a great many things.

I've always really liked shotguns. They do some great work with the right considerations.

That said my general go to is a 9mm carbine because i can hit post it notes at hd distance and do so repeatedly.

Iove my Benelli but i worry about overpenetration with 00 and also have yet to find a light mounting option that suits me.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny enough, how you and that gent feel about pickles is how i feel about smith and wesson automatic pistols.

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scruffyusp 13 points ago +13 / -0

F for everyone that couldn't attend because they were grounded for not doing chores.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm so cheap i use the same vegetable oil i cook with as lube. Even reuse it. The bits of potato add texture.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Greetings you beautiful autists!

Communists seizing power got ya down? Worried that your czech mail order bride don't love you any more and is just faking those orgasms when she dresses as mary todd lincoln?

Sounds like you need some comfort food and a way to talk svetlana into really commiting to that prostate milking.

Happily i can help with the comfort food, that other thing i'd just advise against fake nails due to internal bleeding.

  1. Go ahead and make sure every gun in the house is loaded and that you're drinking. Clothing optional but hot grease spatter burns fucking bad.

  2. Dice up half a good yellow onion, start john moses browning a lb of hamburger, i used 85% my local place does. Throw that onion in along with a shit ton of salt and pepper, mustard in about 1/4 cup, ketchup in same amount, a few healthy sprays of Worcestershire sauce. Mix that stuff around! Brown the hamburger and cook all that goodness into it.

You're looking for most of the sauce and delicious grease cooking into the meat, good done burger and all that stuff cooked into a nice semi cohesive mass.

  1. One thing a great many people don't think about is overthreat in a limited environment and threat envelope. Meaning that if you get in a fight with some dbags with handguns and you pull a short rifle you have a decisive advantage. This also applies to the grocery store when that fucking bitch cuts in front of you at the meat counter. Yes, i fucking see you there and fuck no you can't have the last steak on clearance you basic bitch.

  2. Go ahead and cut some Hawaiian sweet rolls in half and think about Hawaiian shirts and a government that obeys and cares deeply for the will of the people and is earnestly responsive to their needs. Spoon a good measure of meat onto the bread and top how you want. The sandwich will be better for you than any cunt in charge. I like mustard and pickles on the side.

There you go, guns and red meat are proven to stop the spread of communism, as is basic understanding of economics.

As always i am your beloved uncle Scruffy here to tell you to keep strong and keep going, so long as free autists play with guns and have hope America abides!

Uncle Scruffy

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I should have bought a sig55x when i had the chance.....

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol what thoughts about the mini?

I forgot they even still made that thing.

The only thing it has ever done is provide comedy when dumbass fuds compare it to the AR.

There used to be threads on arfcom that talked about that a very long time ago that were highly amusing as people tried to say the mini was more reliable and accurate than the AR. Good times!

Fun facts, that dead cunt bill ruger sr supported the '94 cosmetic features ban and didn't think anyone needed over 10 rounds.

Fuck his dead legacy and fuck the mini.

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can start to do your own research and training any time. Start by reading. Get a good bush medicine book and read it.

I'd honestly buy a lower or two right now and then build from there your AR. Keep your smith as a few ARs are good to have. Personally i am a yuge fan of palmetto state armory.

As to training go with pistol. It's the hardest to master and the one gun you can always have under your golden girls t shirt and rhodesian short shorts. Many of the things you can apply to pistol training apply to rifle as most shootings in self defense are close range. Plus the rifle is inherently easier to shoot.

And fuck no it's no sin to cook a burger in a pan. Real talk? Get a burger weight. Makes a huge difference in well shaped juicy burgers.

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like browining shotguns. They're old school cool.

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

My anaconda don't want none unless it's got guns son!

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly?

Prolly.

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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cracker crumbs and corn flakes work great for breading.

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scruffyusp 13 points ago +13 / -0

So, as assets the nra has a bunch of cunts and office buildings. Not much.

AS A PR COUP FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING COMMUNISTS THAT WANT TO DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION THIS IS HUGE.

The only upside is the fudd faggots that thought they could sit this out might be persuaded to get more involved.

As it stands? As much as i don't respect the modern nra and am an anti authoritarian luau chef this is going to make the filth become more emboldened.

Despite off the record gun sales to women and minorities we're going to now hear nothing but how guns are bad and racsist and now no one needs them besides government approved storm troopers.

Gonna publish a homemade sloppy joe recipe tomorrow. Now i am going to get drunker.

Fuck you wayne lapierre.

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scruffyusp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Errybody pull out your .45 and tomahawk. We're going old school.

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scruffyusp 12 points ago +12 / -0

I always appreciated belt fed 30 cal. More so now. Hot tendies and meth to you sir.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, bby, you act like i'm not a repulsive and homeless alcoholic looking fuck in a plate carrier and chefs hat.

Them German gats are the classiest thing about me besides my old world charm.

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