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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do you remember before glock?

Old granddad does.

It harkens back to an era where auutomatics were suspect and the .38 was the 9mm of its day.

Cars had fins and everyone had a revolver.

Vintage as fuuuuck.

Besides the colt being a new reproduction but i digress....

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

The desert eagle is a glorious and ostentatious gun. Golden makes it more so. I wish it was tiger stripe.

The celebrity tequila is like the desert eafle in that it is still appealing but overall a sign of celebrity ostentation.

Only deagle entry so far.

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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

The FN is a modern gat and i fucking love mine. The single barrel is as distinctive qnd delicious as the smooth lines designed by that beautiful man Dieudonne Saive thay gave us the FAL, Browning did some early stuff but his was so much different o honestly think of it more as Saive.

Magazine disconnect yes or no? IT'S IMPORTANT.

The smoothness of the whiskey goes with the elegance of the grip of that gun that makes me think of fine thighs on a fine lady.

Fucking solid entry.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hi point is always an automatic win here. It's the ugly duckling that has become a beautiful symbol.

It's necessary to change it up though. So many beautiful guns.

This was a good idea and funny Friday surprise and i thank you for it fren.

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

I once got to play with a 1918 vintage. Also a 1921. They were beautiful.

The smoothness of the machining and the fit even after all these years speaks of a beautiful world that we won't see again i fear. A time when people did was what right not because they had to but because it was right.

Knob creek is delicious and classy.

As i sit here cleansing my pallet after that with miller high life/VP9 i think and ponder on history and how great guns are.

I look at this VP9 and wish there was also a VP45.

I'm drunk now i guess. Good thing i'm not at work anymore.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +3 / -1

I bought that the second it came out on dvd a million years ago.

Seen it a bunch. It's honestly a transcendentally good anime that people just don't give a chance. If it wasn't animated people would love the shit out of it more.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

21rds in the slight stendos. I like more rounds on board for bed time night stand use as well as a spare for carry. I can shoot 17 dry and then throw in another 21 when the bastard's friends show up.

I don't like the ets 21rds as much as the 17s though. I don't know if they got the feeding throat right in the mag body for that length. Doesn't seem to be as smooth as the 17 rds.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

They stick out a bit. Not too bad. Just enough to trigger a lil' ocd but not a detriment to operation nor concealment. It's already a pretty big ol' kraut space magic gat.

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm honestly speechless. That's so gorgeously American that i feel like an F14 and a bald eagle should fly by while electric guitars wail the national anthem. Hats off to the makers and drinkers of old tube sock.

I wanna say something silly and mildly obscene but all I can hear is jet engines and guitars.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like that you said vodka in a field of whiskey entries. You could make an argument that the history of vodka and bourbon are much the same in terms of their working class roots and appeal as well as historical importance of being portable and compact trade items. It being sold at a gas station where i can get a hot dog can also be seen as a plus.

The pmm is an inspired contribution as well being the only slide mounted safety that doesn't make God sad besides maybe the walther ppk. It's honestly a good gun and well made often in its many regional variants.

A lot of people can't separate the awful gangrenous stench communism from sweet russian guns but i'm glad we can here. Guns are the best, the piquancy of russian small arms is a delight.

This is another solid entry.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mental health professional here, 100% prevention on reoffense with a good head shot.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huh. Well damn. You're absolutely right. I stand corrected.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that's Americana!

Makes me want to wear a damn fedora and go to a speak easy. The fedora wouldn't work with my homeless alcoholic fashion vibe though.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

That slide action sounds like slave labor and that bourbon tastes like forgetting my many inner demons and emotional scars.

This is great white trash pastiche, if you had thrown in it being loaded with birdshot for home defense it would have been a decisive entry. As it stands its a solid effort in a day where we've seen some real art work. Back to you at the studio tom.

(Stumbles away)

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like booze so your pairing is ok on that, the zinc starter pistol is not technically a firearm so while that is minor disqualification i'm going to allow it due to the idea that being too drunk not to notice it wasn't a real gun is in keeping with the spirit of this competition.

You're also making steady eye contact and you keep doing that knife speed hand thing from "Aliens". You've hit your hand a few times and don't even notice. That's a winner in my book.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oldest running distillery in the US i heard.

Also a reason i lost a year of my life lol.

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Home made gat? Meat sticks?

I'd offer more but i'm too busy eating and spraying meat crumbs all over the table trying not to blush at all that romantic talk there.

You sir, are a discerning 'tist.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

.357 sig and clear tequila? I can dig it. It's a high brow semi trendy deal with the tequila and sig but you throw a curveball with the cartridge.

I'd have to pair it with some citrus, perhaps tuna steak tacos.

What's nice about the sig is no manual safety to get in the way of victory yard pops after you talk someone(s) or something into a three way.

A strong choice.

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scruffyusp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tastes like dust and family bonding and venison that is a bit overdone but still good.

The rust of the remimgton goes with the wood smoke burn of the jack if you lick them both.

Ever sous vide venison? Gets it craaaaazy tender.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

What kind of 1911? How tight is the barrel bushing? GI sights? 3 dot? How's the slide to frame fit?

That's a tasty rye, i feel like a smooth sexy gat would go with it.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

You gotta shave off all your pubes and get even drunker.

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scruffyusp 13 points ago +13 / -0

Both leave a sticky residue and lead to/are a product of questionable life decisions.

You advance to the next round contestant. Well done.

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