I'm a simple man, I know what I like, love the fuck out of this.
Heya, are you okay?
I saw a report about an unknown federal agent that died of rectal trauma trying to fuck a horse and I was worried about you!
That would be the very tits my good man, the very tits indeed. (Adjusts monocle and Dora the explorer windbreaker)
Lol and you really have to try to be on the registry in Florida.
Thanks fren, love your name by the by, that fucking loser being into horse porn makes sense.
Probably going to keep fucking with him though, if my tax dollars are going to pay his salary while he feds it up I feel I am entitled to entertain myself calling him a faggot in new and exciting ways.
I'd say 4 wheeler for practicality and golf cart for sheer comedic value.
I'd say here at weekend, we're all about comedy.
Don't see it, but they do sell a ukraine patch lol.
Legit I kinda want one of those for me a pal who is part of my pedo hunting posse if we can ever hunt one English style.
Except without using hunting dogs and using golf carts instead of horses.
How many pedos does it take to get out of a burning building?
Trick question, the doors are nailed shut along with the windows.
You're a wise, wise man
That's if I don't end up getting a full size grip module and putting my x five slide and trigger on or in it. Use that for IDPA.
Lol, now you're making me feel old. I remember when the 17 was ANYTHING but a fudd gun.
It's the best Glock. I run one. Gonna do IDPA with it.
Oh yeah. I shot it and basically felt like I was cheating on HK. I've shot USP experts before and other cool shit and this Legion blows them out of the water.
That's fucking hot.
I'm picking up a sig legion 320 x five in the next few days. The extended base plates are worth it for those crispy reloads and smoothness.
A trijicon RMR with the hearing aid coin battery went a year and a half on my scorpion.
That's a big mag funnel. Still trying to ascertain what it is while whacking it to competition pistol pics.
This level of autism takes me back. (Wipes tear from eye)
I am a bit eccentric, I freely admit that. But if loving guns, America and fucking with incompetent federal employees is wrong I don't even want to be right.
Thank you fren. I figured if our tax money is used for that sperm blossom of a fed, the least he can do is be a hilarious target for verbal abuse.
I'm glad fren. Happy weekend to you.
This faggot couldn't infiltrate a French whores legs with a wheel of cheese and $20,000.
Lol, the Irish will bang anyone, I have Irish ancestors too.
Lol, I bet you have fucking corn rows.
Sorry I forget you're a federal employee and thus barely literate and on many, many prescription drugs.
Lol, than why are you here you fucking failure of a fed?
The synopsis is that you're as bad at infiltrating "right wing extremists" as you are getting laid. Got no game ya loser.
Fuck you, best part of you was the placenta ya faggot.
Lol, I have a huge family that depends on me every day. But thank you for trying. Like everything else you attempt I expect, you failed.
Textbook tactic trying to insult based on masculinity and virility, great way to get those right wing extremists! Boy you've been listening in those lectures about infiltration huh? I'd bet your supervisor loves the way you cradle his balls while sucking as well.
Just kidding agent, I don't think you blow your supervisor. That would imply you're at the Freudian sexual stage of giving and receiving pleasure and I doubt you have the depth to give another pleasure, that's why I don't think you're a cunt but an I-N-C-E-L.
And a shitty federal agent. Though if you're f b I thanks for developing 10mm. Not that you personally did anything but be an incel.
Nice to see you again Special Agent Incel, and you and I do agree this motherfucker is a piece of shit.
Good on you for changing your approach, I see you're posting stuff from the main forum on here and keeping your inflammatory language to a minimum to allow your potential marks to do it themselves.
I'm sure you'll get those pesky right wing extremists this time!
And maybe the other agents will stop making fun of you for sucking so bad and getting caught on furry dating sites.
But don't worry, I'll make fun of you till hell freezes solid Agent Incel.
I don't understand what's going on? Where's the magazine and slide?