The ATF is like that kid we all went to school with or that coworker we've all had that just has no fucking clue what they want to do with their lives or who they even are even though they're fucking adults, per se. They're 48 goddamn years old and they haven't figured jack shit out about anything regarding themselves or how they even want to handle shit. They're finicky, inconsistent, moody, angsty, and they lash out randomly at people around them for random shit because they have an identity crisis that's causing them to be self loathing and carry around so much pent up emotional baggage that they've become a ticking time bomb.
I found out that the guy I work with that fits that description just ordered a top secret ass toy from walmart.com and one of our other employees just so happens be good friends with the person that works with receiving online order shipments at Wally World. Needless to say, now myself and this other employee are carrying around a dark secret... that our resident manchild secretly stimulates his prostate because he's a deeply closeted homosexual and can't accept that.
What I'm saying is go fuck yourself ATF and lighten up.
Actual footage of me and my mates taking our 80% kits out for a spin tomorrow on the river before heading back to the basement for pizza rolls, high gravity malt liquor, and pillow talk about abolishing unnecessary government agencies. You guys wanna just make it a party?
What's super fucked is i bet the vast majority of people that buy these can have handguns all day anyway.
My bet is that the a t f gets court-fucked over this one. The reciever is unchanged and saying the inclusion of parts in the same box changes the overal completeness of the part is the very definition of a tenuous argument.
Why make them do something they're actually good at and enjoy? It's like punishing your dog by locking him in a cage made out of hot dogs and bologna logs.
Seriously, if you've bought these and know they're actively coming after them. Just don't have them. Go dump it in a box in the woods or something. Any questions they have, don't answer. Demand a lawyer, don't open the door without warrants, ect.
The more resistance and stink they have to put up with the harder this will be to justify to courts. Especially if it keeps coming up empty.
Sooooo, any advice on what i should do if someone were to be a felon in possession of one of these + parts to complete one? A friend i know is kinda freaking out rn.
I've been on weekendgunnit for years on reddit, look up https://www.reddit.com/user/odn_86 (outside my tennessee football rants). I even made some gucci posts there about 9 months ago before they locked it. I know the post glows, but i'm really looking for some guidance for my really good friend who i know and is totally a friend.
E: should they destroy and dispose the lower before steppers show up?
All shitposting and personal feelings about firearms possession by non-violent felons aside, your guy has got to decide on the risks vs benefits. If he has that thing anywhere in his possession or anywhere where it could be located by the ATF if they visit, then he's hosed, plain and simple... unless he's got lots of money to fight the ATF in court or can hitch his wagon to some other organizations lawsuits. They're going to claim constructive intent or some bullshit and try to send him back to prison. I'm not a lawyer by any means, but if he's in good with one he trusts, he might want to talk to them. I'd have a good excuse thought up and I would, under no circumstances, say a single word to any law enforcement entity without a lawyer present. Thats my 2 cents, which probably isn't worth even that much in this situation.
So anyways, I started blasting.
Make sure the gopro is on! I love how to videos about making alphabet soup!
How have I never seen alphabet soup before.
That is awesome.
The ATF is like that kid we all went to school with or that coworker we've all had that just has no fucking clue what they want to do with their lives or who they even are even though they're fucking adults, per se. They're 48 goddamn years old and they haven't figured jack shit out about anything regarding themselves or how they even want to handle shit. They're finicky, inconsistent, moody, angsty, and they lash out randomly at people around them for random shit because they have an identity crisis that's causing them to be self loathing and carry around so much pent up emotional baggage that they've become a ticking time bomb.
I found out that the guy I work with that fits that description just ordered a top secret ass toy from walmart.com and one of our other employees just so happens be good friends with the person that works with receiving online order shipments at Wally World. Needless to say, now myself and this other employee are carrying around a dark secret... that our resident manchild secretly stimulates his prostate because he's a deeply closeted homosexual and can't accept that.
What I'm saying is go fuck yourself ATF and lighten up.
Secret ass toys are so sad. Be your true self; wear that asstoy on your PC loud and proud
Exactly. Nobody gives a fuck what you do to your butt on your own time.
Except for Jesus and you’ll just have to get right with him a few minutes before you die, I hear.
“Hey man, I’m sorry I plugged up my zap with weird toys because I have strange sexual appetites. Can I come to heaven?”
“Inherit thine flame, homosexual.”
Give your dog an extra kiss tonight.
Way too true man. May god have mercy on us and the dogs
Fav part @2:08
I, too, am hammered most hours of the day and also mentally deficient in many ways.
Sleepover?
Actual footage of me and my mates taking our 80% kits out for a spin tomorrow on the river before heading back to the basement for pizza rolls, high gravity malt liquor, and pillow talk about abolishing unnecessary government agencies. You guys wanna just make it a party?
Ok but we’re mounting the 60 up front so I don’t have to lay down
Do the ATF directors really care so little for their people that they are going to send them to die over pieces of plastic?
Man, atf agents lurking, I'd find a new job.
Ya, they think it's all just business as usual. They have no morals only self interest. They won't quit until they see the flood of soupy memes
Pro tip: The soup also comes in family sized cans.
Reject thots, embrace SOTs
The second amendment is my SOT
Exactly.
What's super fucked is i bet the vast majority of people that buy these can have handguns all day anyway.
My bet is that the a t f gets court-fucked over this one. The reciever is unchanged and saying the inclusion of parts in the same box changes the overal completeness of the part is the very definition of a tenuous argument.
Somebody give me a holler when those ATF homos raid Brownell's list of glock 80 customers. So I can lube my anoos.
I think you got like a couple weeks max....
Why make them do something they're actually good at and enjoy? It's like punishing your dog by locking him in a cage made out of hot dogs and bologna logs.
There is a small chance they’d get so distracted playing with the dildos that they forget to shoot your dog, though.
Why even have it in there?
Seriously, if you've bought these and know they're actively coming after them. Just don't have them. Go dump it in a box in the woods or something. Any questions they have, don't answer. Demand a lawyer, don't open the door without warrants, ect.
The more resistance and stink they have to put up with the harder this will be to justify to courts. Especially if it keeps coming up empty.
Sooooo, any advice on what i should do if someone were to be a felon in possession of one of these + parts to complete one? A friend i know is kinda freaking out rn.
Just go boating you dumb faggot
It's his first post here and he's asking advice on avoiding felonious activity. He's radioactive, man.
Chernobyl levels of glow though.
I've been on weekendgunnit for years on reddit, look up https://www.reddit.com/user/odn_86 (outside my tennessee football rants). I even made some gucci posts there about 9 months ago before they locked it. I know the post glows, but i'm really looking for some guidance for my really good friend who i know and is totally a friend.
E: should they destroy and dispose the lower before steppers show up?
All shitposting and personal feelings about firearms possession by non-violent felons aside, your guy has got to decide on the risks vs benefits. If he has that thing anywhere in his possession or anywhere where it could be located by the ATF if they visit, then he's hosed, plain and simple... unless he's got lots of money to fight the ATF in court or can hitch his wagon to some other organizations lawsuits. They're going to claim constructive intent or some bullshit and try to send him back to prison. I'm not a lawyer by any means, but if he's in good with one he trusts, he might want to talk to them. I'd have a good excuse thought up and I would, under no circumstances, say a single word to any law enforcement entity without a lawyer present. Thats my 2 cents, which probably isn't worth even that much in this situation.
He ded.
He's definitely retarded. Felon ordering firearms parts with his own name to a trackable address? Come on, man.
my friend never claimed he was smart
Well at some point we could use a martyr. Might as well be him. He won't be here for the end but he can help start it.
He could also make a bunch of martyrs without actually dying and then gamble that he got at least one autist on the jury.