they offered you a choice,
"join us, get 200K a year, full benefits, indemnification, pretty much complete immunity from prosecution, AND your federal law enforcement officer so your NFA exempt, and your gonna be doing ALOT of red flag laws and no knock warrants, so if your gonna be a criminal, your going to be one for us."
OR
go to prison the rest of your life,
OR
get two in the back of the head and a shallow grave
what would you take?
I take the job, then I tell them I identify both as black and a woman.
No one comments on the shoe polish on my face and my pretty, pretty pink sundress.
As a diversity hire I am promoted. I quietly start running the entire agency in short time.
We stop enforcing the nfa and import ban.
Suddenly, atf vans show up at parties to distribute full auto sears and alcohol.
The atf goes from laughing stock and tyrants to the most requested party catering company in the US.
No dogs are harmed.
Fellow ATF agents, we must allow unrestricted access to auto-sears or our entire way of life will be threatened. Full auto is our strength.
Well fuck, I'm sold. Pass me that shoe polish and the sunflower dress hanging next to my AK and giant stack of back issues of "Small Arms Monthly".
As a lesbian woman of color I'm running for national office.
There's so many political figures I want to call a faggot which I think black trans lesbians can get away with, I had best get started.
Genius.
outstanding, what a plan
If you can't beat 'em, join em, THEN BEAT THEM FROM THE INSIDE!!!
this is a NEW AND GLORIOUS copypasta if i have ever seen one.
Drilling holes while covered in aerosolized LSD đ
You ever shoot a machine gun high on peyote?
Not yet, but my weekend is open.
Ok. That's 1 option. Let's hear from the rest of the group why they think they are here.
Peak gunnit
I laughed my ass off man. seriously. Couldn't tell anyone else what I was laughing at or I would get fired.
I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post I will not fed post
You never take me alive, copper! Nyah!
âCome and have a go if you think youâre good enough.â
Option 1 then just wuby widge anyone I don't like and call in sick the rest of the time
ATF doesnt enforce red flag laws, and no knocks are for real criminals
How much do you love the boot?