they offered you a choice,
"join us, get 200K a year, full benefits, indemnification, pretty much complete immunity from prosecution, AND your federal law enforcement officer so your NFA exempt, and your gonna be doing ALOT of red flag laws and no knock warrants, so if your gonna be a criminal, your going to be one for us."
OR
go to prison the rest of your life,
OR
get two in the back of the head and a shallow grave
what would you take?
Fellow ATF agents, we must allow unrestricted access to auto-sears or our entire way of life will be threatened. Full auto is our strength.
Well fuck, I'm sold. Pass me that shoe polish and the sunflower dress hanging next to my AK and giant stack of back issues of "Small Arms Monthly".
As a lesbian woman of color I'm running for national office.
There's so many political figures I want to call a faggot which I think black trans lesbians can get away with, I had best get started.