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posted ago by Win_user_654321 [M] ago by Win_user_654321 +11 / -0

May your May mingle Mayo and Memorial and be filled with Mateba, Mossberg, Mosin, and Mauser.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

What's a competition pistol I can get into for less money?

I'm sexually attracted to the sig legion x five 320 cuz damn it shoots great.

Everything I hear says the shadow 2 by those Czechs is even sexier. I also always thought competition CZs with that full length dust cover were hot.

I'm broke AF.

What do?

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look at the CZ SP-01. It’s basically the shadow with a little less sex appeal at half the price or less.

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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Again man, fuck, you won the day. I totally didn't realize they sold the manual safety version vs the decocker "tactical" version.

Don't know why a shittier initial trigger pull is "tactical" but whatever.

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scruffyusp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Holy shit you're onto something. that's a really rational and good idea.

I won't tell anyone and blow your cover.

I wonder if they make one with a manual safety?

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

CZ guns don’t shoot 9mm, they shoot heat seeking missiles. I’m a barely functional retard that struggles to hit a dinner plate at 10 yards… unless I’m shooting my CZs… With those I can hit quarter-sized groups all day long.

You ever see those videos of disabled people that take a massive bong rip and are suddenly perfectly fine? It’s basically that but with weapons. CZs are voodoo.

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

Czexy guns.

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King_Noob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sell your body on the street corner and get the Sig or a Laugo Alien when you've finished having fun.

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scruffyusp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn shame I'm kinda fat and look like I'm homeless.

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Nomoralcompass89 3 points ago +3 / -0

Theres always someone worse.

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TacticalSkittles 4 points ago +4 / -0

CZ Shadow 2 is about $1400. Just increase your price for a blowie by $5 and you should have enough in two weeks no probs.

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Win_user_654321 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

wants comp pistol

is broke

Does not compute

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scruffyusp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, looks like I'm a just rock the ol' Glock 17

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Freedomseeker12 2 points ago +2 / -0

SAR K12 Sport

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Literally shaking. How dare you forget Marlin, McMillan, and magnum research? How dare you?

In other news, What are your thoughts on candles and leaded gas?

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

AVGas 100 octane low lead has more lead than automotive gasoline ever had, just fyi.

My qt gf has a bunch of scented candles, but surely they make some with a lower melting point because they are on the verge of scalding hot.

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HKgoneWild 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmmm....

Gotta keep looking into it. Wanna make sure things are ready for riot season coming up soon. Don't want the peaceful protesters feeling unwelcomed.

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is there a bigger faggot on the internet than the yankee marshall?

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Schumer and associated socialist Congress critters.

Cnn msnbc nbc et al

The UN

Soupbois

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

My question is - Why is March Stickied instead of this post (May)?

If your answer is “Because I have a time machine and got confused.” Can I pay you to let me go back to pre-1986?

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Win_user_654321 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Like the answer to most of my life … I was probably drinking

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do I really need to clean my barrels? My shooting is so bad I don't think it matters if I do or not.

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Win_user_654321 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not really unless you’re shooting corrosives or lead bullets. Maybe every 1k rounds run some solvent on a patch through it.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

May May Make Mean Militias of Master Marksmen from Maine to Miami, Maryland to Modesto.

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is a good rifle that is not an AK or AR I have enough of those and want to diversify

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HKgoneWild 4 points ago +4 / -0

FAL, g3, Remington 700...

Holland and Holland stopping rifle...

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get yourself a lever gun. I’d recommend a Henry or Marlin.

Any caliber will do, but if you go with .357 or .44 you have to also buy a matching wheel gun.

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HKgoneWild 6 points ago +6 / -0

Matching set of wheel guns.

Ftfy.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, a man of culture.

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 3 points ago +3 / -0

.45-70 lever gun gets me excited

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scruffyusp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tavor. Those are fucking hot.

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TacticalSkittles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends on what kinks you're into.

Bullpup world is there with the PS90, Tavor, Hellion, and AUG.

Shotguns are fun, and there's all sorts from classic pumpy bois to modern weird cocaine fueled ideas like the KSG, Tavor12, or the dumpster defender shortie.

Levergats for the cowboy.Rifleman vibes. Henry and Marlin are the two kings of levergats.

Cold War Retro vibe with something like a M1A, FAL, G3/CETME.

Bolt guns are a staple for target shooting. Remington 700 and the Winchester 70 are classic hunting rifles, while the old WW1 bolt action guns are pretty sweet too.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

I need another rifle, but can’t make up my mind on what to get. The only thing is it MUST be a long action. None of this 5.56 or 300BLK BS (love them, just need a break ya know. Looking for some thicc girl strange.)

  • Bolt-Gun or Semi?
  • .308? 6.5 Creed? Maybe classic 30-06?

I’m leaning toward the SIG Cross in 6.5, but could be easily talked into something else.

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AngeredKabar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do summin in .300 win mag.

It needs to be a featherweight. You don't want to hump around a 15 pound rifle, trust me.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

That sounds like a trick… I’ve never shot a 300 before, but I imagine it’s gonna need some weight to soak up recoil, right?

If I do get one, I’ll make sure to put the most obnoxious muzzle brake on it and sight it in at my local indoor range.

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Nomoralcompass89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minumum weight. Let your shoulder soak up the recoil. The more "felt recoil" you have, the more you respect the caliber for what it is.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, the old “stop being a pussy” method. I remember it well.

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illegalSBR 5 points ago +5 / -0

I second this. I had a .300 win mag back Ina day n it was a fuckin cannon

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Friend's grampa let us shoot if we bought ammo and one of his rifles was a model 70 featherweight.

You feel like a man after a 5 shot group. An old man with back and shoulder pain, but a man nonetheless.

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

In with the requisite "What you trying to do?"

Reach out and touch at a distance?

Reach through a barrier?

Or just put bigger holes in something?

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looking for bigger holes at longer distances. It’s unlikely I’ll be shooting through any barriers.

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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

.338 Lapua if you reload and hate money

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Money is overrated. Boomsticks are where it’s at.

I don’t reload yet, but I might start.

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HKgoneWild 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reject sanity.

Embrace .950 JDJ.

Give it it's sporting purpose.

(Make tarring and feathering an Olympic sport)

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HKgoneWild 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why not just get 50 BMG at that point?

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Savage MSR 10 in .308 treating me pretty well. Other than the factory installing an AR15 bolt hold open everything else is solid.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Changing my answer...Browning BAR in .30-06. Really wanted 1 but big moneys.

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YouNeedVPN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thoughts on Ruger Precision 22?

Any other economical hole punches i should consider? Mostly just want to punch holes in paper at 100yds for less than $1/throw. Prefer something with a magazine popular enough to be found in gun stores.