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scruffyusp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great, now do LARPers that think they're john Connor leading the resistance.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

Flannel Daddy and the Warrior Poet Society gave me permission to be tacticool at all times forevermore.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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GibsonDawg 5 points ago +5 / -0

James Yeager has entered the chat.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, yeah. I once heard that faggot say lubing a Glock or AR makes them fail.

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BigSkyRattler 3 points ago +3 / -0

My AR drips. Unlike MDA.

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Reikovsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like that big fag Boobtuber Trex or whatever he calls himself.

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GeorgeFentanylFloyd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Training is more important than anything like papa grand thumb says so take a class

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, but that means I have to take my guns out of stooorage….

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Llamatime 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your off by 10 years, but otherwise very accurate.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ageism keeps me squinting at the phone trying to understand memes. Should I just give up and go to Hardee's? Fuck...where's Hardee's?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many funs are you currently storing?

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know. A bunch. Maybe a few. Maybe a handful or a good number. What unit of measurement do we agree on? Also...this message is sponsored by Bombay Saphire gin.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

It even kinda looks like me. Damn.

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NH--Boondocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop being salty that you're poor