1.) Capri Sun (I prefer Capri Sun Big Pouches)
2.) Twizzlers, Sweet Tart ropes, Sour Power Belts, etc. should all be equally inadequate for stopping traumatic arterial bleeding. I suggest dusting the wound with Fun Dip powder and packing it with Big League Chew shredded bubble gum in addition to applying your TQ of choice.
3.) Any "Crayola Giant Color Pages" books will work if you layer them. I chose Toy Story. I like Buzz.
4.) Crayolas make for a hearty meal, sure, but I find that storing markers in some elastic loops made for batteries or glowsticks makes for a quick pick-me-up during operations much like an energy gel would. Plus, they're more heat stable and easier to manage on the go.
5.) Nerf Rival series or bust. Gotta shoot those yellow golf balls of death.
6.) Those who need to know already know.
Just wait until one of you retards nominates me for the Supreme Court one day... I'll have to explain what butthuffs are and the technique behind boofing spray paint and farting the fumes into your buddy's mouth (Hint: The key is immaculate sphincter control).
If you're not getting rowdy on dirt cheap gold paint from Wal-Mart, you're wasting your money. You jaspers are out here sipping Louis XIII and I'm just getting down with some gutter punch I brewed up in the bowl of a discarded toilet that I clogged up with socks and stuffed behind a dumpster.
I just wanna huff until my face melts into the paper sack and Beezelbub sucks my asshole so hard that he gags on my tongue.
... real question is, what espresso maker do you have and what do and don't you like about it? I've been thinking about making the jump.
You're not wrong with the point about bullets and hunting. I really think of them as about equal for practical hunting use (as far as how I'd use them)... less recoil is nice for the 6.5, but 308 does have more selection.
Also, get the Savage. My dad has a stock .243 110 model that's fucking lights out even with a cheap ass scope. Granted, its about 8 years old now... I'm hoping quality has stayed approximately the same.
Oh, don't get me wrong... I think its a great cartridge and owning one doesn't make you fudd. I'm just saying that I think its here to stay partially because the fudd elite have bought into its superiority. 1000 yards before it starts dropping, baby.
A few of us guys got drunk (edit: ye Gods we were so goddamn lit looking back on that night) a few years ago while camping and rode on the top and running boards of my buddys old 4Runner to swim at the creek. On the way back, I hooked my arm through the luggage rack and pissed while hanging off the side at unsafe speeds with my dick skin flapping in the breeze like a bulldog hanging his head out the window. Was this stupid? Yes. Was this unsafe? Absolutely. Was it illegal? You fucking know it. But if my buddy wrecked its not like he could sue Toyota for making their vehicle too difficult to safely drive while intoxicated, and I couldn't sue if I fell off due to lack of proper hand holds on the exterior of the vehicle.
It's almost like if you use a product in dangerous, negligent, and illegal ways, its your own goddamn fault when something goes wrong.
I've seen so many tryhard fudds buy that shit in an attempt to not be a fudd... all that happens is that they become elitist fudds with their superior caliber so they can smoke the same pissant 90 lbs yearling does at 50 yards on opening morning in the dense clusterfuck of SE Missouri's woods.
So, in short, yes. It's gonna hang on for a while. Fudds have hitched their wagon to that train.
Let me put it this way... if the tendies meme is the US Government, then beans are the Illuminati.
Any of them if you throw enough singles around.
Nah, man. Beans. Its been beans the whole time.
If you're not packing every improvised explosive you make with glitter and Skittles on top of your shrapnel, you're doing it wrong.
Thats what I wear in my plate carrier side bags... tannerite, glitter, and Skittles. If I take one in the ribcage from my 3 or 9 o'clock, I'm going to go out making a statement.
I've got an older P226 that I picked up from a private sale quite a few years ago... I mean, it's obviously a quality piece of work, but I just can't fall in love with it. It makes me feel the same as when I'm handed a glass of nice red wine... like, I know it's good, but I just can't appreciate it like it deserves.
... in that order?
This is actually a much better way of looking at it. Well played. Its not the skull's fault that 1/3 of the "roll coal, dip Skoal, stick it in my sister's hole" jagoff crowd in my area have it plastered on their truck. It's like getting mad at the swastika just because the Nazi's started using it.
Glamor shot or boudoir style?
This is outstanding. Also, nice opsec on the sunglasses blur.
I am a little disappointed you didn't put the mic down by the pussy to catch the sweet pffts of those tactical queefs, though.
They remind me of your asshole... like a smeared, runny cumstain.
You've gotta love yourself more ways than with your hand. Take the time to make the little things more enjoyable. I won't turn up my nose at Folgers, light beer, or a whiskey/Coke, but taking the time and effort to treat yourself to good coffee, decent beer, and a solid Old Fashioned or Manhattan here and there makes you feel special... after you've wined and dined yourself and feel all special and important, THEN that's when you beat that dick so hard that you make your foreskin remnants look like cauliflower ear.
I hope the fact that you had deployment money to spend means that you dodged the dependapotamus that spent your entire deployment specializing in being airtighted by every swinging dick that ever so much as glanced at her in high school.
Its a rough world when you're spending money based on a company's 2A status. Its way easier to be a member/donate specifically to organizations that exist to fight for 2A rights (GOA, etc) and then not sweat the small stuff as much. I'd imagine GOA donations to more pro-2A stuff than coffee profits from one person help the anti-2A cause.
Also, don't buy trash coffee. Buy a burr grinder (Baratza Encore is a good start, and they sell refurbs) and get some decent whole beans (( Happy Mug is not bad - yeah, they're probably liberals, but so are almost all your other coffee brands, obviously, and I can't find any donations they've made... yet). Also, get a moka pot, French press, Aeropress, pour over, etc... put a few more minutes into your coffee and you'll taste a huge difference.
C'mon man, don't be so down on yourself. Just because you disappointed your dad into a 15 year-running cigarette trip and your mom's perpetually absent because she's caught in a vicious cycle of "chewing benzos and chugging cheap wine to dull the pain of getting fucked by random dudes for money so she can buy more benzos and cheap wine so she can fuck more dudes for money" doesn't mean you're an orphan. I sure they'll come around if you try real hard and actually accomplish something in your life that's worth them taking the time to be proud and give a shit. You can do it, slugger. I believe in you. Maybe join the Marines and buy a brand new muscle car completely on credit or something... thats never been a mistake for anyone.
Just because he's selling it TO the pro-2A community does not mean he himself is pro-2A. I'd sell fur hats to commies for a million dollars, doesn't mean I'm a dirty red.
Buying products just because they have guns on them makes you no different than the people that buy shit covered with Punisher skulls/Molon Labe/etc. Just because a company is owned by a veteran does not mean their political views or values line up with yours... veterans can vote for grabbers/Democrats/lizard people, too.
Edit: Not lecturing you, OP. Just a general reminder to all people. We've all been duped by something like this at some point in our lives.
A1, A2, or A4 with carry handle on the rail?