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HighwayMike 7 points ago +7 / -0

He told me he'd already had 20 offers on it with the highest being 750. It was hard not to just say "then why haven't you sold it yet, retard?"

https://imgur.com/a/xJ4Ee0L

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HighwayMike 35 points ago +35 / -0

If you're worried about this and do literally anything online or use a phone, you're retarded. If you've got the feds full attention, you're fucked anyway. Let's not kid ourselves, we're small ball at best... maybe some of these retards are big fish in a small pond, but shit we do here is a nuisance at most. They can intercept wireless transmissions, contol traffic, etc... there was a paper like 5 years ago that said that they can de-anonymize TOR traffic to 50% certainty for a person with 3 months of use and up to 80% over 6 months. Imagine what they can do now. I've got a good friend that has a buddy that's deep in Microsoft... we were talking one day years back and he was saying how all these hot Silicon Valley prospects that were graduating with honors (Magna Cum Laude, etc) from these prestigious computer engineering-related fields were getting sniped from Google/Alphabet, Microsoft, FB, etc by this one company... when he looked into it and asked around, they were huge into the defense contracting game. He said that's when he realized how deep it went... they've been recruiting some of the top minds for decades to figure this shit out. Your bumfuck laptop/desktop running some limp dicked anonymity measures don't mean shit to the big leagues.

So, in closing, do you really think the ATF is gonna waste their time and brain cells propping up a gaggle of retards to fake moderate a honeypot full of waterheads like us just so they can get access to our IPs the easy way just to camhack us while we jerk off and use it as blackmail for... what, exactly? To lean on us and roll us up so we can fucking tattle on each other for putting VFGs on pistols and dicking around with 3D printing borderline illicit things for personal use? The juice isn't worth the squeeze for them. They're collecting data on everyone, and you're not that important... yet. Get real, calm down, and have some fucking fun there, Alex Jones.

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HighwayMike 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bought two hats and a water bottle that says "Kubota Girl" and all I got was this stupid tractor.

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HighwayMike 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's exercised the poophole loophole at least once.

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HighwayMike 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm going back and forth with him now. Dude's GMail pic looks like an old prom photo. Fucking muppet.

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HighwayMike 31 points ago +31 / -0

That black powder charge is undoubtedly the smallest load she's ever taken in her life.

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HighwayMike 5 points ago +5 / -0

What have you hit him with so far?

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HighwayMike 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is an auspicious day in our history. Reconnecting with our old ways.

So, are you guys gonna offer to trade pics of your meth for money off? Or can I offer thong pictures of myself and then send snaps of my feet in sandals?

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HighwayMike 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, gonna be honest, my 9 inch PSA 300 BLK from like 3-4 years ago or so did not have an FN barrel, nor were the parts made by Aero. No clue where that stainless barrel was made, and the rail was barely above Chinesium status.

Fuck, you guys just made me look, and I've still got that barrel with a gas block attached and the rail... but the barrel nut is toast and looks proprietary. It's aluminum for sure, anyway. I just need a rail, an upper, and a BCG and I'll have another rifle. Guess it's time to get to work searching GAFS.

Edit: It's an 8.5" stainless barrel

by Gr4ck3L
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HighwayMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was.

... and I can.

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HighwayMike 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't say I wouldn't, and I own some, but they are budget/bargain ARs at the end of the day. As long as you're not getting blown up in Fallujah, you're good. PSA's are good as long as you're realistic about what they are... and they have a spectrum of quality like everything else. I've built more ARs and messed with more barrel installs than I can count on both toes and hands, but low-cost PSAs are the only rifles I've ever damaged with proper tools and technique... both were removal of barrel nuts and both bent (one with some shearing - one of their cheaper .300 BLK uppers, seemed to be an aluminum barrel nut that was torqued too tight).

by Gr4ck3L
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HighwayMike 11 points ago +11 / -0

(not for sale in california or mexico)

samething.jpg

milked retriever

You can milk anything with nipples

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HighwayMike 13 points ago +13 / -0

I asked myself this very question before I posted, then ended up debating on whether he'd sweep the streets with a FAMAS or if he'd be all about that Chauchat life if it came down to it.

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HighwayMike 4 points ago +4 / -0

My balls were tingling, so I came as fast as I could. You rang?

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HighwayMike 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still out-shooting Johnny Law's stats.

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HighwayMike 9 points ago +9 / -0

Really, I find that you really don't get enough juice from the squeeze, so to speak, when you start measuring into the 1/100th scale. I mean, depending on what powder you're measuring, you'd have to cut individual grains to even be able to pursue that kind of accuracy... there are lots of people that go by volume, too - or even titrate to effect. I mean, a nice light, fluffy, fine grained powder like you'd get from evaporated ketamine or a really pure cocaine might make it worth it. Certainly if you're dealing with fentanyl you need a really fine measurement scale that will do 1/1000ths, but, let's be honest, if you're loading up on that stuff before you go out doing hood rat shit and booging down like a goddamn clown in true goon fashion, you're experienced enough to just eyeball it all... plus you've probably got enough tolerance to work as a buffer if you dose a little too high. Just my two cents, though.

If we're talking gunpowder, then all this still rings true, but I'd really just fill the case up and pound that bullet in with a good rubber mallet or a quality floppy black silicone dildo until you hear the powder make a sound similar to your mouth when you're gobbling down some potato chips (assuming that you actually chew them). Again, just titrate to effect.

Hope this helps!

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HighwayMike 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd love for this to be a series. Grover as a terrorist cell leader giving an address from a cave. Oscar in his trash can as a roadside IED. Big Bird and Snuffleupagus as shitbird ANA generals. Elmo as a displaced goat herder with his village burning in the background. You know... some real poignant stuff.

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HighwayMike 37 points ago +37 / -0

Real FAMAS: >$10k probably, only like 100 in existence for legal US ownership.

G36 clone from Tommy Built: >$2.5k

You could LARP with a G36 clone, sure... but that's a huge flex. Nobody is in the streets with a FAMAS unless it's some wild circumstance. All that shit is airsoft, .22 LR stuff, or budget off-the-shelf PSA/BCA/bargain bucket AR stuff... probably never fired with the original magazine it came with still in the mag well.

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HighwayMike 5 points ago +5 / -0

retarded and low effort

Staples of a solid shitpost. I like your style.

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HighwayMike 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've got a semi just hearing that much. Does he have Maglite taped to his handguard? Archangel stock? Give me something to work with here.

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HighwayMike 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never break opsec for a beer. You can chug it through the mask... ask me how I know.

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HighwayMike 18 points ago +18 / -0

I literally just torched and shot a black widow yesterday. Granted, it's no Waco compound full of women and children, so you're still ahead of me there...

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HighwayMike 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, but they are my favorite places to shit. You can defile the bathrooms and it just blends into the ambience.

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