Well that just sounds like a good time!!

What is ATF?

This is way too good for weekend gunnit.

I think I need a new dentist. Mine just tells me to floss.

I guess you will just have to get another...

All weebs must die.

Is it weird if jerk it to this?

I don't get the joke.

Is this the right wing terrorist my government warned me about?

While a wheely gat under your blazer is undeniably classy; this occasion calls more for a glawk fouwty haphazardly secured by your elastic waistband.

No sir. This is the win for adult autism.

Easy. Drive around the sketchy part of town around 1am looking for less than pretty girls standing on the corner in flashy and skimpy outfits. Once spotted pull up to the corner and ask the nice lady if she wants to have a good time. (She may ask you either way conversation goes about the same.) She will get in the car and discuss services and pricing. Once you come to agreement you have officially hired your first hooker. Congratulations!

Thanks uncle scruffy. In other words, nothing ever changes.

I didn't read any of that. Stop putting in so much effort.

Stop it my brain is wrinkling.

Why you cook rifle? Does it make it taste gooder?

Don't worry, this is just a safety feature. It glows because you haven't shot it enough. Also why it's giving you the silent treatment. Take her out in a nice date and feed her some premium tul steel case. Don't forget to caress her softly when your done and she will love you once again.

Beat me to it.

I've watched this probably a thousand times and it still makes me smile.

Is that a bad thing?

I've been looking too. I think the hesco 4601 looks like a good option. Carriers is pretty much anything that is in stock. For a helmet get this. Jk helmets are for 🅱️aggets.

My dad never let me have pokemon cards. He said it was gay and told me to go play with guns and hookers instead.

Link?

I have no smartass remarks for this. Solid gat.

Peak autism.