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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ageism keeps me squinting at the phone trying to understand memes. Should I just give up and go to Hardee's? Fuck...where's Hardee's?

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NoneOfYourBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but if you can select multiple options <insert math> you have like 27 options. Imma go with knees and back goes out.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apologies on account of the Bourbon but is this a joke? Do people not really know what a deer blind is? Fine I'll go to bed.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 5 points ago +5 / -0

357 days was my last one. And I've had about 15 background checks in the last 2 years.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not so good at "internets" cause I'm old balls but ever try leaving your phone in the truck and talking in a deer blind?

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do I really need to clean my barrels? My shooting is so bad I don't think it matters if I do or not.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Changing my answer...Browning BAR in .30-06. Really wanted 1 but big moneys.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Savage MSR 10 in .308 treating me pretty well. Other than the factory installing an AR15 bolt hold open everything else is solid.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately it doesn't have a collapsible stock. I know how important that is for...reasons that are definitely important and often used.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Benelli still badass. Brother had an M4 I think he didn't clean for 10 years and didn't hickup. But the A400 cycles the weakest trap loads to 3.5 inch shoulder breakers with no adjustment.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +4 / -2

Yes, until you meet Benelli's sexy older sister at Christmas...the Beretta A400. She wears camo and fucks even harder in all weather.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

What level of surveillance is in a Casey's bathroom? Asking for a friend.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are we all saying the inside brain things outloud now? I'm not on board.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

We only accept requests for information in writing and will respond in 6 to 9 years. Thank you for your inquiry.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok. That's 1 option. Let's hear from the rest of the group why they think they are here.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

A guy said him and his wife had pawned something and he wanted to see how much he owed to get it out. Gave me his wife's name to pull the record and when I did he jumped around the counter to read the address listed. This is how people "track people down" when they don't know where they are. Sketchy shit. I got a lot of these.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

A guy working there was stealing money (like $3K) and instead of fessing up or getting caught he faked a robbery by shooting himself in the leg and setting the store on fire. The store nextdoor caught it on camera and he went to jail. Owners wouldn't even have pressed charges if he would have just said why he needed the money.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't have toes. I'm an ATF bot that reports responses back to the main office for further investigation.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

One lady had a gun to sell but forgot where it was and fumbled around in her purse while asking her pimp if he knew where it was. He was like "bitch don't look me in the eye" and she finally found it at the bottom with gum wrappers stuck to it.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Long time ago I took a charter out of Brevard County Fl that went into international waters so you could drink and gamble at 18 yrs old. Not sure if that's still a thing.

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