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Probably-Pooping 10 points ago +10 / -0

A couple of ‘tactical taxidermies’ would do the trick.

Some people stuff and mount deer, I stuff Pomeranians and leave them at choke points in my home. I can’t wait for the ATF or IRS to visit.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

But is that shit jizzy?

The best shits look like those mocha-fuckachinno drinks at Starbucks. Kinda brown, but coated in a thick layer of white foam. Delicious,

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but you can’t look cool if nobody can see you. Checkmate.

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Probably-Pooping 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, fat girls, goth girls, even dumb girls need love too. Everyone has a type. At least you don’t carry a HiPoint,

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to know what music you madlads love? Lets hear it. I need a BestGunnit Playlist.

What do you play when you reload?
What do you play at the range?
What do you dance to when you’re in full LARP?

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is a terrible idea. It would block my grenade launcher chainsaw combo

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would work, but I’m poor.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s because you’re drinking the wrong stuff. Add a little CLP to your breakfast bourbon.

Also if your pancake batter is too runny try adding Frog Lube to thicken it. A little dab goes a long way.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel personally insulted…

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

I missed this. What happened? People arguing over trash?

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Hey RSO! RSO! That guy over there! Do you see him? The one with the unkempt beard, pott-belly, and throbbing erection? He is shooting more than one round per second, which is against range rules.”

Fucking public ranges. They’re bad enough as it is. Then add in a class of new shooters and holy hell…

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Probably-Pooping 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don’t know what the Zip 22 is. Assuming the designers at Kel-Tec were out huffing paint again?

Older rimfire gun designs are best. And they don’t look retarded. Im talkin’ God’s guns - the cowboy actions. Tube-fed lever gats and revolvers work literally every time, even with unreliable rimfire ammo.

You may pretend to like your new-fangled fancy-ass mag-Fed thing-a-ma-plinker that you bought for $700, but you know deep down that the $99 Rough Rider with the Betsy Ross Flag painted on the handle was the better gun.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think about it like sex.

She’s hot, but playful. Hard to get, you could say. You’ve got to wine her and dine her, on several dates over many days or weeks. When the time is right, she demands a ton of foreplay to build up to the right moment where you feel spectacular ecstasy for about 15 seconds before dumping your mag. Then it’s back to square one. Put her in the safe and start the process over.

This is better than say…

The Eastern European girl from across town. She’s a dirty fucking slut that will let you dump mags all day long at any time. She’s the opposite of high maintenance, and ready to rock at any time. No prep, not even a light shower. In fact, she doesn’t mind a bit of dirt, mud, sweat or even blood. She’s a freak. Also smoking hot, dependable, and miraculously disease free.

So the choices is obvious, I think.

(Written by a guy that owns a Sig, but would trade that bitch for another CZ in a hot second.)

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make pew. pew. go pew-pew-pew

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Probably-Pooping 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think I might print this out and shoot at it from 40 yards away.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beautiful. It belongs in a museum, right next to the Mona Lisa. I especially love how the label reads “BITCH”.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

NGL, that is something I would consider buying.

Is there a mod where I can give it a hammer, a cylinder, and have it accept .357? You know, as God intended for firearms to be made.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a lot to hide behind. Those mofos are BIG.

Also I hear they absorb bullets like a sponge. You ever wonder why the FBI claims a bullet needs to pass through 18” of ballistics gel before it can be considered lethal? These guys have more blubber than a walrus.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +3 / -1

אכן כך. אני שולח מטבע לארץ המובטחת. הפנטזיות המנוונות הפרועות ביותר מתגשמות. הרבה מבורך.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t tease me. I need you to follow through with this. And post pictures (you know the kind we like). 🔫🦶

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sigs are plastic. Gunchucks need some weight to them. I’d go with steel-framed revolvers with the hammers back.

HIII-YAHHH-BANG!

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice floors, solid digs, crown molding…. That’s all money that could have been spent on ammo.

Sell that shit and buy a nice double wide. Then fill that fucker with brass, lead, and beer like God intended.

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