I have hard a time aiming since I sawed my barrel, I probably should see a doctor.

Let me lay on the line, he had two on the vine. Two sets of testicles, so divine.

'Washington.. Washing-ton, 6 foot 20, fuckin' killing for fun.'

I was going to say 'God damn they tossed a perfectly good single strip of bacon'. With Arby's being the primary target of BLM, they may not always 'have the meats' for long.

Use this as an excuse to stock up on sipping thinner and huffing spirits anyway.

Mr. Lahey, we're running low on supplies. Should we hit the L.C.?

Uh oh. Fudd dog detected, watching out for that Stawpin Powah from that 'leven.

"I.. I.. Uhm. Uh... I mean.. Uhm.. I.."

Holy fuck, this video didn't even need edits. He went full sperg and locked up. What an incompetent retard in addition to being a faggot.

Ask not how much Big Brother Cock you have to suck, but how much Big Brother Cock you can suck.

You don't get much in terms of variety but you can have an abundance of ammo. It baffled me to learn you could stick a battery from a Chinese helicopter into a Russian no problem. Brilliant streamline.

You had best stop thinking brother, they don't like that. Back to work so we may have our Victory Gin.

7.62x25 fired from rifles are a force to be reckoned with. Take already fantastic stopping power and boost maximum spicy.

Outstanding velociry and lightweight but good luck trying to find any right now that aren't Bubba's pissers that will blown your hand off.

There had better be a 22-C1 trigger installed somewhere on this scrap heap of a rifle.

... My retarded self just realized this is a Zip22, truly we have reached weapons autism status, you need a fidget spinner attachment

P.S.: Also order them to adhere to a diet, the fat fucks.

If that is your favorite, what is your runner up Uncle?

Next thing you know they will allow them to drive here.

Video link for my retarded self please?

Minnesota borther reporting in. Can confirm everyone in the metropolitan area is either a stepper or commie retard that need to get bent. Send 7.62x39 rounds and helicopters, we need a Pinochet!

Play Jay-Jay the jetplane theme recorded on loop to distract as you finish smearing shit on the punji traps.

You still gotta be fit so you can scale two story buildings using only a fucking vaulting pole like the Korean swat (look that shit up, it blows my mind) units while fully geared.

Today on Hot-Ones we have some retards eating shitty pieces of chicken with extra spicy tonic-clonic inducing marinade.

You only going to get hurt if you don't put your booger hook on the bang-switch before some peaceful protesters come to give you a mostly firey sermon.

Never ask. Always send.

Without the use of Franklin Trigger. Bless him our Foreign patron saint.