by Spike
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Sunsetmal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skeleton Boner is good band name

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Sunsetmal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wheeeew, at least my binary trigger is safe

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some Scottish homo on the interwebs tried to tell me it was pronounced "Shoe-Sha" and I was like "way to still be a part of the English empire, sack up and throw down its pronounced Show-Show". And he was all like "kilts and haggas on your family!" Or something. I don't know, I didn't care because I'm an orphan

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Sunsetmal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mods are asleep post walmart gift cards!

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you get enough chickens then they will drop big white chicken seeds. Then you have fresh butt nuggets for free. Why don't you spend some time awake learning about chickens

by Spike
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Sunsetmal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now you're starting to sound retarded! Welcome!

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I click play will ATF dig up my dog and shoot him (is already dead from the dog aids)?

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Sunsetmal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing ever happens

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Sunsetmal 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, you throw seeds on ground and chicken show up to eat them

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buzz saw hands?

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Sunsetmal 4 points ago +4 / -0

MANDELLA EFFECT

GET BACK TO YOUR TRUE TIMELINE!

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Sunsetmal 10 points ago +10 / -0

This looks...awful

I don't even know what any of its about and I hate it

by Spike
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Sunsetmal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Best place to hide things is always out in the open. So, buy an old 24lbs naval cannon from circa 1615. Then put your boolets and rifles IN the barrel and put the plug on the end. This is to prevent rust in the barrel. This is a logical method because:

  1. your living room now has cannon

  2. cannon is fun to shoot, biiiiiig boolets

  3. children will be scared if you put pirate skeletons around it and the kids will leave it alone*

  4. your living room now has pirate skeletons

  5. Feds will be more impressed than mad

  6. guns are safe from elements

*If you use real pirate skeletons make sure to check up their butts, that's where they hide their gold

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Sunsetmal 12 points ago +12 / -0

You're going to ruin it. You'll never get all those metal flakes out of your jeans and no number of supreme court justices can help you

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Sunsetmal 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a serious curve...better get it check out. Your gf is lucky her bull has a straight one

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess you don't need a sight when you have technicolor magic

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or did he warm the governors icy heart with a warm island song?

Actually....I think you fucked it up

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Sunsetmal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are................are the beans......toes?

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Sunsetmal 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't know man they have won the war on poverty, drugs, and Christmas

This is why I believe in the right of individuals to own private nuclear weapons.

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Sunsetmal 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't know if no one getting 6.5 Carcano makes Presidents feel safe because no one can buy it, or feel unsafe because people that would use it already have it

KennedyinaLincoln.jpeg

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Sunsetmal 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only people China can bring military force against in strength are Taiwan and counties that China shares a boarder with.

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Sunsetmal 12 points ago +12 / -0

Does it even count as an ACOG is it's not from wish.com?

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Sunsetmal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've only heard the rumors and rumblings. But all those guys have mortgages and like all of us won't lose our jobs over politics

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Sunsetmal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their SHO was their best work

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