Some Scottish homo on the interwebs tried to tell me it was pronounced "Shoe-Sha" and I was like "way to still be a part of the English empire, sack up and throw down its pronounced Show-Show". And he was all like "kilts and haggas on your family!" Or something. I don't know, I didn't care because I'm an orphan
Best place to hide things is always out in the open. So, buy an old 24lbs naval cannon from circa 1615. Then put your boolets and rifles IN the barrel and put the plug on the end. This is to prevent rust in the barrel. This is a logical method because:
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your living room now has cannon
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cannon is fun to shoot, biiiiiig boolets
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children will be scared if you put pirate skeletons around it and the kids will leave it alone*
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your living room now has pirate skeletons
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Feds will be more impressed than mad
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guns are safe from elements
*If you use real pirate skeletons make sure to check up their butts, that's where they hide their gold
Skeleton Boner is good band name