LSD is a lot for shooting machine guns. I feel like some psilocybin is a more earthy high for full auto.
And fuck no, I've never felt like I fit in anywhere.
Imagine my joy and surprise when I found a group of people that loved guns and also espoused a whacky sense of humor and some good ol'fashion nihilism.
That's why you're all the best.
Believe it or not, I was drinking and eating tacos in a bar and had a big old conversation with a guy, he paid for the booze and tacos and then asked if I knew about a place called "weekendgunnit". I then asked him if he knew who uncle Scruffy was. He did. We laughed. He's the only man alive that can match a face to name.
Stop jacking off with icy hot and learn to chill a little ya fuckin' square.
I laughed my ass off man. seriously. Couldn't tell anyone else what I was laughing at or I would get fired.
Well fuck, I'm sold. Pass me that shoe polish and the sunflower dress hanging next to my AK and giant stack of back issues of "Small Arms Monthly".
As a lesbian woman of color I'm running for national office.
There's so many political figures I want to call a faggot which I think black trans lesbians can get away with, I had best get started.
I take the job, then I tell them I identify both as black and a woman.
No one comments on the shoe polish on my face and my pretty, pretty pink sundress.
As a diversity hire I am promoted. I quietly start running the entire agency in short time.
We stop enforcing the nfa and import ban.
Suddenly, atf vans show up at parties to distribute full auto sears and alcohol.
The atf goes from laughing stock and tyrants to the most requested party catering company in the US.
No dogs are harmed.
Dude for cheap an arx100 would be the tits of all tits. It would be like orange marmalade covered tits.
I hope that's true just because that would be cool af.
And not breathing.
I don't care what she looks like. That's a fucking shoulder holster.
(Fap noises)
Benellis make me hot.
It truly is the cheapest of all handguns.
I own a jiminez .22.
I cannot throw stones at thee without breaking the many glass windows of my own house.
Did you guys hear? Taurus has been selected for a major contract in a country that has running water!
It's a bit too large to fit inside a human being for concealment without major alterations. Prolly to the human.
That's awesome actually. I've been thinking about a revolver as I don't really have one. I don't mind buying one that smells like old English malt liquor either.
I dunno, I heard they went off a bit more than that.
You talking trigger part replacement or when some asshole does a kitchen table trigger job?
Well, the rem 700 does have the fun of going off randomly.
Indeedily do sir. Just like prohibition, you tell an American they can't have it and they say "fuck you".
It's one of the very best parts of our national character.
That era republican party and nra backed the cosmetic features ban of the 90's.
Don Johnson is my spirit animal
Holy damnit this is some of the hottest vintage shit I have ever seen.
I know what I like and this Miami vice era stuff is it.
Battle rifles are hot AF.
My scorp is black with a tan brace. We're opposite buddies!
Someone not old enough to buy a handgun says I should live free or die?
I'll allow it.
We're on the spectrum to be sure.