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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTF is cuckold simulator? WTF am I looking at here?

Dammit guys, life isn’t hard. Put your VR goggles away, shut your laptops, keep your phone in your pocket and go outside. Find a real woman and fuck her with your penis. I don’t even care if you have to pay for it.

This shit is pathetic. Fuck. Society is doomed, isn’t it?

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new double-stacked subcompacts almost have as much capacity as the full-size now. My little baby gun holds 13+1.

The problem is I can’t hit shit with it. I’ll be lucky to land 2/14. I’m like a damn storm trooper.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s time to break out the wheelguns, the big irons. I’m talking about 8-10” barrels. Of course I appendix carry that shit, so don’t even ask.

It’s getting colder. Others boys are shrinking, but my bulge is growing. Ladies notice.

They’re allowed WonderBras, so I’m allowed a giant steel cylinder to “make my clothes fit better” too.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh. If you aren’t already on a list by now, you’re not living up to your full potential.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ok, I’ll know you said NOT to do it… But now I’m super curious how many layers of my special “paper mache printer” it would take to make a level IV plate.

Doesn’t Demo Ranch have a PO Box where you can send homemade body armor for Matt to test?

Hmmmm……

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

I should really buy a 3D printer.,,

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ruger SFAR.

It’s brand new, so I don’t know how reliable it will be long term. It’s basically an AR-15 with a beefier bolt and magwell to handle larger cartridges.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

But .40 IS the best. What are you trying to say, huh. Are you suggesting that the FBI was wrong?

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you the guy who sold my dad on that shit? My old man fucking loves the Judge. Swears by it. Claims it’s the best fucking gun ever made. (Also, he doesn’t own one. He just shot his buddy’s Judge years ago.)

He gives me so much shit for carrying 9mm.

To my dad there are two pistols worth owning: anything in .380, or a Judge.

I fucking wish I was kidding.

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://youtu.be/JnwuSTkqZyc

Get it before it gets deleted. YouTube is playing whack-a-mole with this one.

Then watch:

https://youtu.be/4ZW66GME2lI

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Probably-Pooping 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you didn’t see the video of Brandon Herrera remaking this gun and nearly killing himself in the process, you’re seriously missing out.

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m mostly disappointed in myself for not getting a visit yet. I need to step my game up.

Anyone got an affiliate link for a wish.com auto-sear? What else can I do to join the party? Where’s Jan6Insurrectionist when I need him?

Shit man, always a bridesmaid never a bride.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

I spend a lot more time practicing my draw stroke now that I’m pulling from my prison pocket. Mmmm. It feels so nice.

Next step is to work on my kegel strength. I’ve already got where I can wiggle the slide with my prostate. I’m hoping I’ll be able to chamber a round with a bit more practice.

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Probably-Pooping 8 points ago +8 / -0

Brotha, don’t play. That’s not sweat. You pissed on you’re Glock for internet points, didn’t you?

I’m not even mad at you. Trade that plastic shit in for a nice metal gun. Get the 1911 you’re heart desires. Just don’t piss on that one. It will ruin the finish and cause rusting.

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zap carry is all the rage these days. Don’t knock it til you try it.

Just uh…. Clean your guns more often…. For uh…. Reasons…

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Probably-Pooping 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shadow Systems DR920. Boom! Roasted!

But seriously I hate Glock, and don’t mind my DR920.

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Probably-Pooping 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn’t know either! Yes, it was awesome!

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Probably-Pooping 2 points ago +2 / -0

Salty yet sweet, with a hint of bourbon and smoke.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s like you’re trying to tell me something important but I’m too fucking stupid to understand it…

Are you Q? Is this the Enigma code? Are we hunting U-boats? OP blink three times if we’re hunting U-boats.

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