Only counts if you eat them after.
The new double-stacked subcompacts almost have as much capacity as the full-size now. My little baby gun holds 13+1.
The problem is I can’t hit shit with it. I’ll be lucky to land 2/14. I’m like a damn storm trooper.
It’s time to break out the wheelguns, the big irons. I’m talking about 8-10” barrels. Of course I appendix carry that shit, so don’t even ask.
It’s getting colder. Others boys are shrinking, but my bulge is growing. Ladies notice.
They’re allowed WonderBras, so I’m allowed a giant steel cylinder to “make my clothes fit better” too.
Meh. If you aren’t already on a list by now, you’re not living up to your full potential.
Ok, I’ll know you said NOT to do it… But now I’m super curious how many layers of my special “paper mache printer” it would take to make a level IV plate.
Doesn’t Demo Ranch have a PO Box where you can send homemade body armor for Matt to test?
Hmmmm……
I should really buy a 3D printer.,,
That sounds an awful lot like kink shaming…
Ruger SFAR.
It’s brand new, so I don’t know how reliable it will be long term. It’s basically an AR-15 with a beefier bolt and magwell to handle larger cartridges.
But .40 IS the best. What are you trying to say, huh. Are you suggesting that the FBI was wrong?
Are you the guy who sold my dad on that shit? My old man fucking loves the Judge. Swears by it. Claims it’s the best fucking gun ever made. (Also, he doesn’t own one. He just shot his buddy’s Judge years ago.)
He gives me so much shit for carrying 9mm.
To my dad there are two pistols worth owning: anything in .380, or a Judge.
I fucking wish I was kidding.
Get it before it gets deleted. YouTube is playing whack-a-mole with this one.
Then watch:
If you didn’t see the video of Brandon Herrera remaking this gun and nearly killing himself in the process, you’re seriously missing out.
I’m mostly disappointed in myself for not getting a visit yet. I need to step my game up.
Anyone got an affiliate link for a wish.com auto-sear? What else can I do to join the party? Where’s Jan6Insurrectionist when I need him?
Shit man, always a bridesmaid never a bride.
I spend a lot more time practicing my draw stroke now that I’m pulling from my prison pocket. Mmmm. It feels so nice.
Next step is to work on my kegel strength. I’ve already got where I can wiggle the slide with my prostate. I’m hoping I’ll be able to chamber a round with a bit more practice.
Brotha, don’t play. That’s not sweat. You pissed on you’re Glock for internet points, didn’t you?
I’m not even mad at you. Trade that plastic shit in for a nice metal gun. Get the 1911 you’re heart desires. Just don’t piss on that one. It will ruin the finish and cause rusting.
Zap carry is all the rage these days. Don’t knock it til you try it.
Just uh…. Clean your guns more often…. For uh…. Reasons…
Shadow Systems DR920. Boom! Roasted!
But seriously I hate Glock, and don’t mind my DR920.
I didn’t know either! Yes, it was awesome!
Aww shucks. Thanks fren.
Salty yet sweet, with a hint of bourbon and smoke.
It’s like you’re trying to tell me something important but I’m too fucking stupid to understand it…
Are you Q? Is this the Enigma code? Are we hunting U-boats? OP blink three times if we’re hunting U-boats.
Your gun is already lubed. Don’t be a pussy. Be an asshole.
Zap Carry FTW.
WTF is cuckold simulator? WTF am I looking at here?
Dammit guys, life isn’t hard. Put your VR goggles away, shut your laptops, keep your phone in your pocket and go outside. Find a real woman and fuck her with your penis. I don’t even care if you have to pay for it.
This shit is pathetic. Fuck. Society is doomed, isn’t it?