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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe I'm the only one here with kids but "stay strapped or get clapped" means you guard the people you're responsible for.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have one. Console Safe didn't make one for my older truck. It's legit for storing when not moving.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 5 points ago +5 / -0

The deer wont smell you over the pine cover scent plus they won't hear you cause you'll be assed out.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better than Bombay Sapphire blackout?

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NoneOfYourBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replace every other glass of water you drink with a Coors Light and let the results speak for themselves.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wax museum cause no hair on the back of hand. Also...spilling Coors Light into the action of your AR isn't that big of a deal, turns out.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet it would be faster if we had an increase in benefits for dead agent's families. -The Federal Gov

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NoneOfYourBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0
  1. Clean my .22s or pay someone to do it
  2. Practice with my Mantis thing that tells me I suck
  3. Figure out how to clean my suppressors
  4. Masterbate faster with modern day lube
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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

First handgun was a Taurus PT92 and it still works and always goes bang.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have they ever spilled coors light directly into the action? Asking for a friend...who is me.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 10 points ago +10 / -0

How long do you think I'll keep saying "I'll clean my guns later". I don't until they stop working. I know I'm a "non present parent" but I can also argue I'm torture testing them.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit they had 10/22s and a Henry lever action? Strait to jail.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd like to change my answer to "who the fuck pays more for steel core."

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

What are Charlie's interests? "Magnets" But seriously those cases look like they are made of charcoal.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. That's real. But we're still most likely to be within arms length of any terry we need to blast upon.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Used to go from compact (15 rnd min) in fall and winter to subcompact (7 to 9 rnd) in summer for tshirts. But instead just switched to old fat man Tommy Bahama shirts and the like.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 6 points ago +6 / -0

Always got made fun of for a pocket .380 but my badass buddies that weren't carrying anything refused to take a round to prove me wrong.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sweaty man demonstrating subject matter expertise...all guns get wet. Clean them. Some do better than others. But never stop sweating. It's your body exercising the demons.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 8 points ago +8 / -0

And don't forget to spray paint your optic lenses to avoid being detected by glare.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 3 points ago +3 / -0

I finally landed a S&W 63. The gun is awesome but shit quality ammo will jam it up and stop the cylinder rotation.

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NoneOfYourBusiness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like the first beheading video, that video is seared into my brain. Note to self...don't throw bat at armed fat man.

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