If so, you’re in luck! Our newest president Joe Biden (don’t worry we’re almost done counting votes - Joes going to get 90 million!) wants to undo an Act Of Congress that prevents gun manufactures from dealing with frivolous lawsuits. On What grounds do you need to sue a gun company? Absolutely nothing if this flies! So buy a .22 and find a nice spot with no major arteries! You’re going to be rich!
But make sure you file your lawsuit fast - those gun companies won’t have enough money to pay all the settlements you autists will win!
Oh, and make sure to take into consideration lawyer fees and the 30% - 50% of the settlement money your friendly neighborhood lawyer takes. What a swell guy, at least he doesn’t take 80%!
Sounds like some Commie Faggot Propaganda
Or a Federal Reserve report.
That’s exactly what I said.
A few of us guys got drunk (edit: ye Gods we were so goddamn lit looking back on that night) a few years ago while camping and rode on the top and running boards of my buddys old 4Runner to swim at the creek. On the way back, I hooked my arm through the luggage rack and pissed while hanging off the side at unsafe speeds with my dick skin flapping in the breeze like a bulldog hanging his head out the window. Was this stupid? Yes. Was this unsafe? Absolutely. Was it illegal? You fucking know it. But if my buddy wrecked its not like he could sue Toyota for making their vehicle too difficult to safely drive while intoxicated, and I couldn't sue if I fell off due to lack of proper hand holds on the exterior of the vehicle.
It's almost like if you use a product in dangerous, negligent, and illegal ways, its your own goddamn fault when something goes wrong.
I'm going to point to all the Sig Sauer recalls as precedent that firearms manufacturers have actual criteria for their liabilities.
This is a highly under rated comment that had me slapping my knees.
So many HK factory recalls. Oh. Wait. There are none.
Other than the firing pins on the USP that had be redesigned because they broke all the time. Granted I traded in my USP after the second firing pin and having to try and deal with HK's lack of customer support on a Walther P99 and never looked back.
Damnit! And i would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your talking dog!
Fun fact: the Army selected the Sig P320 due to its unprecedented reliability. Previously the best you could hope was that the gun goes bang 100% of the times you pull the trigger. They managed to achieve something close to 110%.
I'd bet the 10% extra accounts for when the things are dropped.
Feature, not a bug. You just chuck it behind cover when the terries are hiding and there’s a good chance it pops em in the back.
Flashbang/frag grenade sidearm? Huh. Now that's forward thinking.
Honestly a lot of cops with limps from not keeping their trigger finger the fuck off the bang switch when they reholster are in for a pay day from glock!
If they repeal the PLCAA all that will happen is that one has to sign a form denying culpability as soon as one buys a gun.
The irony that I just received a call that my cocaine fueled brother ND'd into his lower thigh while disassembling a loaded Glawk brand Glawk in a hotel room lolol
That's a normal safety feature though. To disassemble a Glock you have to pull the trigger, and for this to be done safely you have to be completely sure the gun is unloaded.
You are supposed to drop the mag, and then press the muzzle against your thigh and pull the trigger. The loud bang, pain, and sudden arterial bleeding are how you can be absolutely sure the gun is now unloaded and safe to disassemble.
I’ve been using my benis is this wrong place to point?
Hmm... what purpose could this possibly serve to make firearms safer for the American schoolchild we hear so much about? Hmm... clearly this won’t be a way to transfer wealth from firearm companies to Jews while putting companies out of business and disarming the populace like it appears to be on first blush! No. Joe is pro 2A!
Lol why bring Jews into this bud
That one, uh, he does it a lot. Watch out, there are a bunch of collectivist faggots pushing racial agendas around here.
Well, look at his fuckin username.
Unfortunately, when you have anonymity + free speech there are gonna be a few nimrods in the bunch.
Whenever you have a buncha gun nuts, you're gonna get some white supremacists in there. It's like rat feces and fast food. Always gonna be some.
Personally, i don't like anyone very much regardless of melanin in their skin.
I like you, Uncle. Now let’s go breathe spray paint out of bags while we shoot guns and talk about how Communism is a mental illness.
Cerulean blue is a warrior's color. Has a piquancy that other colors lack.
There's a Macdonald's where chairman mao did his shit. Seriously. Even communists know that shit failed.
I prefer the matte stuff myself. That glossy nonsense is just too harsh in the aromatics and doesn’t pair well with my plastic jug of R&R.
I think we should organize a book club park day where we all read the Communist Manifesto and yell ‘oh bullshit’ out loud. I think maybe at the next demuhkratic soshullisms rally would work.
If you're not getting rowdy on dirt cheap gold paint from Wal-Mart, you're wasting your money. You jaspers are out here sipping Louis XIII and I'm just getting down with some gutter punch I brewed up in the bowl of a discarded toilet that I clogged up with socks and stuffed behind a dumpster.
I just wanna huff until my face melts into the paper sack and Beezelbub sucks my asshole so hard that he gags on my tongue.
Look at who is funding gun control groups and what politicians push it the most. Guarantee the tiny hat tribe is vastly vastly overrepresented.
But I don't know why this guy said what he said on this post
Hey now, you're missing an important thing jewish folks overseas do, they kill ragheads like it's a sport.
That iranian nuclear scientist that got out of his bullet resistant limo to get clapped was funny as fuck.
Personally, i figure you're just saying racist shit to get a reaction, you do you bby. Personally i think the entire human race was a horrid mistake.
Man, what I would do to see the beauty of the Earth as pure and unmolested as it was in the ages before mankind. Like, don't get me wrong, I love being alive and I feel people have the rights to do what ever they want so long as they don't hurt anyone, but I really do hate how humans have raped this little gem of a world we all call home.
I absolutely get that. Biodiversity and clean water tables are such immensely important and irreplaceable things!
Not even just that, but also the ways that we as a species have literally changed the very landscape and biosphere of the planet. We have gouged huge unfillable wounds in the surface of the earth to build things as small as the battery in your phone and things as big as the Empire States building. We have flattened hills, leveled forests, and diverted rivers to build shitty ugly suburbs full of freedom hating, authoritarian leftist Karen's and their pet cucks. We killed entire genus of fauna because someone thought it would be a good idea to domesticate cats. The human species is a marvel of intellect, ingenuity, and brute savagery put into the form of an animal that if not for those gifts granted by nature would have become extinct, killed off by the more naturally adapted killers of this world. Humans are both amazing and horrible creatures. And I love my fellow man and what they can create and what they have done, but I also hate them for the same things.
Looking back at human history, i wonder how many other people have had that same series of thoughts?
I always imagine some sumerians looking at a larger city by their standards and thinking "man, ain't that some shit"
Gtkrwn
Was it you that u/centaurboots absolutely wrecked about this a few weeks ago? If not, say some really wacky shit and see if you can coax him out, that was shit funny
No? I don’t think so. But why do you like the Jews so much? They want to take your guns.